PHP ezBlock profile menu

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I have no idea what I am doing with PHP other that theme mods and other simple tasks. I am attempting to put a profile menu on the to of the Profile page using ezBlock.

 AT first I used an HTML ezBlock for this menu and thought it worked and then after using a dummy profile to test the ezBlock I found that HTML wont cut it due to the fact that the link itself points to the current user. Figured it was as easy as cut copy paste... NOT... lol
IE

myforum.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1;sa=account

myforum.com/index.php?action=profile;u=5;sa=account

For the Dummy user I got the error
You are not permitted to modify profile settings
I researched PHP as much as I could and still have no clue where to start with code. I did study some of what I seen here (the code for the random picture) but don't really understand. Is there a PHP for dummies web site I can go to or something? being as novice as I am I did not save any of the attempts before coming to this forum and have nothing to show..
I love ezBlock it is truly great..  
Help, is the any hope for the novice player?